Brainshambles

I’m feeling a whole lot like THIS right now.

Or perhaps this…

And I just want to feel like THIS:

Or THIS:

I have brains in my head and feet in my shoes, Dr. Seuss says I can walk any direction I choose. But each day I feel like there are more than feet in my shoes…concrete, about an extra pound added per day. Literally and figuratively. It’s never a good sign when the dishes pile up or the laundry isn’t put away. I haven’t gone on a vacation in almost four years. I run so hard and so fast to get to places I want to be, but I can’t seem to catch up with myself and the world keeps throwing boulders in my path. I want to be helpful, witty, gorgeous and efficient. Not whiny, unfit, lackluster and cynical. Tomorrow is Wednesday.

You know what they say about Wednesdays, don’t you?