One week. Many lists to go. Why am I awake so early on a Saturday.

Oh yes, I remember why I awoke at 6:00am on a Saturday morning. Because my brain is a hot chemical mess, and I have cats that like to perform circus acts across my master bedroom. So here we are, it’s official. One week from today, I will be Mrs. DeVan. The dress is done, and [...]

Slaughter, Laughter, Slaughter, Laughter

8:15PM, I am finally home after an incredibly long day. My hair is wet, and my mouth is dry but I can’t drink water because I’m currently bleaching the *expletive* out of my teeth. Oh, the glorious life of a working bride-to-be. I thought I might lose it on my way from work to the [...]

I am a cliche. And so are you.

I wish I had the energy to write you lovely people something more eloquent, deep and meaningful tonight. But the truth is, the last two weeks of my life have been an absolute whirlwind. Crazy ups, and crazy downs. I am trying to do several large things all at once, the biggest being preparing for [...]

Keep Calm and Carry On

But surely, Lady Gaga will revive me tonight. Hopefully. I am thankful for so many things and people.

How weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable Seem to me all the uses of this world

Keep it together, girl. Every star deserves to twinkle. To live in France, wear sunglasses and rouged lips. All I ever wanted. A perfect storm. Maybe seeing Lady Gaga next Wednesday will revive me.

I should be made of cheap vinyl

Because I make such a great doormat. Always have. Perhaps just a pretty doormat with a head full of great brains that will never get put to proper use. Unfortunate really, because I want to contribute. I feel I have so much to give. I will likely never be good enough for the majority of [...]

Nervous energy

It’s 7:07 p.m. on July 4th. I’ve used all of my weight watchers points, I’ve finally reached an acceptable stopping point with my work, and I have no idea what to do. Laundry…nah. Dishes…nah. PILATES TIME. THEN FIREWORKS TIME. THEN SLEEP TIME. THEN TOMORROW=ADVENTURE! PS, I am watching a special on seals. And I have [...]

It is July 1st. In 37 days I will be a married woman.

On July 17th, I will turn 24. On August 7th, I will be married. It’s sort of mind blowing to think back to when I was younger…I always had this magic number, 24. Always wanted to be married and have a child by 24. Now 24 seems so young and so old all at the [...]