Kyle and I took a few pictures so we could get prints and frame them. Slowly but surely we’ve been accumulating artwork for the walls. Our last project was to create a “family collage” featuring photos of the two of us and our animals. Because we are a gay married couple. Some of them turned out alright so I thought I’d feature them here. There are a few thrown in from there from Karaoke night at Bumper’s. Nothing beats a good old fashioned dive bar. Anyway–soon I will be way too busy for good photo posts. Sorry, I am turning into one of those freaks who takes pictures of their animals all the time. So here we go.

(Here we were doing our best imitation of drunk highschool facebook photos…)

I purchased some more art today for our naked apartment walls along with a full length mirror. I was getting sick of standing on chairs in front of the bathroom (or worse, Kyle’s glass gun cabinet…yes, I’ve so done it.) to see how my shoes looked with pants/skirt/etc. Time to go make some chickennnnnnnnnn.

PS—congratulations to Kalen and Billy on their wedding!!

I’m jealous. I want to be someone’s fiance.

PS–A confession: This entry was really an effort to distract myself from STUFFING my face, as weigh-in day is tomorrow. Rawr. Such a silly life I live.

Kyle gets up for work, I let dog out, I go back to bed, Kyle feeds cats…then leaves. Right after I crawled back into bed this morning, my cat Escobar started acting like a total maniac and kept running all up and down the bed. He finally lays down on my legs, and I started to feel very warm. He fucking peed on me. In my bed.

I have no idea why…he has never done that before, and my head almost exploded. Yuck. Gross. WHY. I’m thinking maybe he was trying to tell me to A) pay more attention to him and less attention to puppy or B) clean the litter box. So I did both.

Anyway—I had another horse show on Sunday and I won two ribbons (1st and 2nd) in the jumping classes. Unfortunately, the judge was on some serious crack for the other classes–and picked ugly weird horses over Tam and I. But I go for fun, not to win so I really didn’t mind. We got there early to help set up, and left way late after cleaning up. Long day, but fun. Rupert had a blast, he was definitely a hit.

School starts in 5 days and I could not possibly dread it more. I seriously *hate* clinicals. I can sit in a lecture for hours and hours, but clinicals make me suicidal.

Anyway, I have to go finish cleaning up the house a bit and then I am off to get my hurrr did.

*pulls out hair*

Kyle was doing his “angry eyes” there…

Lastly,..we had a little visitor outside of our apartment window this afternoon. It was pretty cute, she spent like 10 minutes ransacking the neighbors bird feeder.

Kyle took me to Victoria’s Secret yesterday and bought me the sweatsuit (and a shirt) that I wanted so badly. After my huge bread/carbohydrate binge last night though, I’ll be surprised if I can get in it without busting the seams. *Pulls out hair*

Moving right along…we left Rupert home alone for like 6 hours last night while we went out with my parents. I was really nervous and felt guilty, but he was such a good boy and didn’t even pee in his cage. Now if only he would stop waking me up at night…

Off to shower/clean up the house.

The landscapers that are SUPPOSED to be tending to the apartment complex are outside of my window and I have been watching them taunt children for over 30 minutes. Seriously. We are right up against a cemetery, and I guess there are kids running around on the other side of the fence and these guys have been leaning up against the fence *whistling* at them. And then they gave me the creepy-eye when I went to throw away Rupert’s poop in the dumpster. Seriously. Do your job please.

I learned my lesson, Weight Watchers. I learned my lesson. I will be your faithful companion once more!